Age 29, Male
Joined on 4/19/11
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Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Start the game for the first time.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.